If I were PM, I would:

1. Remove all those zombies in the so called parliament and replace them with people who genuinely care about the country, rather than their own pockets.
2. Make it compulsory for all employers to provide child day care for their employees at the employers' premises.
3. Did u read about those elderly American couple that was accosted by the religous department in Langkawi? Sheeshhhh.. Those cops wannabe will definitely have their ass fried if I were PM.
4. And so would all those Klang councillors!
5. Make working hours start later and end earlier.. Dont think that the phenomenon of parents leaving the home before sunrise and coming home after sunset is too good for family development. Shahrizat - please help!
6. Instead of spending billions of ringgit to build a stupid winding / straight / winding / oops straight again bridge, I'd take that money and improve school infrastructure. Did you know that they still use chalk boards in school? So not good for those kids, esp ones with asthma conditions. Maybe make the classes air conditioned. Definitely make all school single session. With proper lockers to ease those heavy bags. And definitely improve the toilets in schools. And their canteens.
7. Hang / eloctrocute all child abusers / child rapists.
8. Cut water supply to Singapore.. Those stuck up arrogant bastards who think that they are better than the rest of us.. Instead, channel that water back to Malaysia, and stop increasing the tariffs.
9. Promote R&D for electric cars. Make electric cars cheaper than petrol ones.

That's all I can think about this bleagghhh Wednesday morning.. Will add on later.. Am sure that I will have more to bitch about...