I've got a mouse and I'm not afraid to use it!

I went for a meeting just now at one of the regulatory authorities and as usual, had to sign in at the Guard/reception desk - insert name, organisation, purpose of meeting etc. What caught me off guard was the next column in the registration book:- "Declaration of Weapons". Wow. I should bring my kitchen knife next time just so that I could write that in. What caught me doubly off guard was that not less than 10 people who had registered that morning had written down "laptop" in that column! That was just hilarious.