No short dicks

I was on the way to work, half-asleep as usual when I suddenly saw something in the car ahead which furiously woke me up. Instead of the usual "Baby on Board" sign, the bastard had pinned up a "No Fat Chicks" sign. What the hell???? On behalf of all fat chicks around the world, I was insulted and furious at the idiot who manufactured the sign and the bigger idiot who bought it and hung it proudly at the back of his small Kancil. I felt like throwing a brick through the windscreen to smash his smug ass. Or maybe instead, I'll hang up a "No short dicks" sign on the back of MY car.